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' These are language-dependant strings.
'
' When removing an unneeded line, just delete its text.
'
' None of the first 3 letters of the remarks should contain a number.
' For easier reading, you can continue lines to the next line by starting
' the next line with a "\\\".
'
'    Line 001 is the BBS's header line.
'    Line 002 is the BBS's name (for door programs).
'    Line 003 is the standardized Paused display.
'
' Expansion codes (in addition to the ANSI codes).  You may insert these
' anywhere.  See the docs for specific usage.  Can also put into the SHORT.TXT
' and other block text files.
'   !   for the sysop's first name.
'   ?   for the user's first name.
'   >   for a CR/LF.
'   +   for pause allowed on.
'   *   for 1 second pause.
'   -xx for Ŀ length xx.
'   ||  for abort key definitions.
'   @@  for outputing a file.
'      for the title/heading line (lines line 0001)
'   _xx for  of length xx two lines below current line.
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001[0;30m[2J[1;33;44m[0K[19CI   M   M   O   R   T   A   L   I   T   Y[0m[2;1f
002Immortality
003| ~|>[1;34m**[stroke me]**[0m
004[0;32mBah!>*
005
006[0;32mBah!>
007[0;32mChange your new-files pointer to a value of a previous date.>
\\\Causing all files since the start of that date to be considered new to you.>>
\\\[1;32mWhat date shall we change this to (mm/dd/yy) :  [37m
008? [y/N] [37m
009YN
010Yes>
011No>
012
013
014
015
016
017>>[1;33mStart your stupid upload now. . .[0;32m
018>>>[1;33m     Blood sucking asshole.  Go ahead.  Take me. . .[0;32m>>>
019>>[1;33mLeech!  Get the damn file now. . .[0;32m
020>[0;32m[15CAsshole! 'Add A Review' the description or go fuck yourself.>
021>>[0;31m  Compressed file.  Let's not.*
022|~|+>>[1;36;41m[Space] to make me wait, [Enter] to make me happy.[0m>>
023>>[1;32mDownload the batch now
024~|[0;30m[2J[1m [33mTogglets[30m
\\\[33mOn[30m[33mOff[30mĿ>
025[0;31m  Too much time!  Idiot!
026[0;32mIt's empty, dummy.
027>>[1;32mDelete any (only dork dicks make mistakes...)
028[0;32mBah!             >
029>>  [0;32mImporting message(s) from [0m
030Add to DL batch>>
031Batch contents>>
032Download>>
033Redraw>
034Show reviews>>
035Upload>>
036Work on an archive>>[1;36mFile name to work on :  [37m
037Continuous>>
038>>[1;30mQ[34muit, [30mArea Number[34m, [30mN[34mext area, [30mP[34mrevious area, [30mR[34medraw,>
\\\[30mE[34mxtended file info, [30mC[34montinuous, [30mS[34mhow reviews, [30mW[34mork on archive, 
\\\[30mX[34mtra info,>[30mU[34mpload, [30mA[34mdd to DL batch, [30mB[34match contents for DL, [30mD[34mownload
039Quit>>
040Next area>>
041Previous area>>
042Xtra info>>[1;36mXtra info on what file name :  [37m
043ANSM
044ABDRSUWC?QNPX
045ABDRSUWCE?QNP.X
046+|~ABDRSUWCQNP.
047[1;32mDo for all users
048is RESTRICTED.
049[1;32mToggle which message area:
050>>[1;32mLock all users
051>>[1;32mUnlock for all users
052' requires a password :  [37m
053[1;32mWhat damn area do you want now?
054>[0;31mNo messages sent or found!  Whatareyou...Stupid!>
055[0;32m  Right.
056[0;31m  Wrong.
057  [0;31mNothing done.*
058! will notice and fix it by tomorrow.  If not, then bitch to him.>**
059[32C-14[1m    Your home phone number is :  [37m
060[54C-14[1m    If you are a sysop, enter your BBS phone number :  [37m
061[1;31mA duplicate fucking upload, send a message to ! to try to get credit.>>
062[0;32mThe upload was good, and is now hidden from even you.>>
063[1;32mDownload the batch now
064Extended file info is now OFF.>
065Extended file info is now ON.>
066[1;32mYou want automatic log-off (a NO if you are a turd)
067|~|+[1;37mREVIEWS:>>
068[0;31m  Already there.
069|~|+[0;32m[64CDeathCount^
070|~|+[0;32m[56CLife & DeathCounts^^
071  [0;32mWorking...
072|~|>[1;32mA[0;36mll files, all [1;32mN[0;36mew files, all [1;32mM[0;36matching text or [1;32mS[0;36m
\\\elect an area :  
073[1;37mAll>
074[1;37mNew>
075>>[1;34mScanning for new garbage:>>
076[1;37mMatching>>>
077>[1;30mOption[34m, [30m?[34m, or [30m[Enter][34m to move on :  [37m
078>>[1;34mScanning the shit lists for '[37m
079|~|[0;32mScanning: [37m
080[1;37mSelect>
081[0;32mJack shit new in: [37m
082>[s[0;31m (Fuck!  That's all there is.)*[u
083[1;32mWhat damn area do you want now?
084>[0;32mExtracting message file(s) from [0m
085>    [0;32mTo      :  [36m
086>    [0;32mSubject :  [36m
087>    [0;32mIn      :  [36m
088|~|+[0;30m[2J[46m          Downloaded   Msgs                                SL
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089>>[1;32mInclude the names of all whom get Carbon Copies
090>[1;31mCredit?  Hah!  After the sysop determines if it is more than junk.*>
091[1;32mSelect your favorite masturbating toy :
092>>[0;32mThere is less than 
093 bytes of upload space available.>>Please assist, use your Life & Death delete ability to remove the WORST>
\\\of the following files.  Thanks.>>
094[0;31mYou must be the message-op of that area.>**
095[1;32mWhat damn area do you want now?
096 minutes[0K
097>>[0;32mList the TEXT (read it asshole: TEXT only) found in any file.  Filtering out>
\\\all non-text characters, and compressing all white-space (the junk).>>
098[20C-12[1;32mFile name to view :  [37m
099 Files[u
100|~|[0;32m[sBye Bye Asshole in
101- de fucken nada -
102Message Number:
103  (Private)
104  (Sent: 
105  (Received: -NO-)
106  (Received: 
107  (redirected from 
108>>[0;32mYou may a leave a note to your own dead brain which will be shown whenever>
\\\you logon.>>Hit [Enter] to wipe the current note.>>[7C-52[1;32mNote :  [s[0;33m
109From    :  
110[1;36mFrom    :  [33m
111Fellow Dipshit Assholes
112[0K>[0;32mNot found.>
113[0K>[0;32mFound.>[1mYOUR new mistake should be:>[0;32m>[s[77C[u[1;37m
114To      :  
115[36mTo      :  [33m
116[31m  (a reply)
117Subject :  
118[1;32mYOUR mistake to search for (?<ret> for help):>[0;32m>[s[77C[u[1;37m
119[0KDon't search>
120[0;31mNot enough drive space to do this.>
121>>[1;36mVoting summary:>>[44m [1;33;41mQuestion[44m [2C [1;33;41m        Answer Number      [44m [11C
\\\ [1;33;41mTotal[44m [0m>[44m [1;33;41m Number [44m [2C [1;33;41m [1;33;41m1 [44m [1;33;41m 2 [44m
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\\\Other[44m [2C [1;33;41mVotes[44m [0m>>
122[0;31mNot enough drive space to do a review at this time.>>
\\\! will notice and fix it by tomorrow.  If not, then bitch to him.>**
123[1;37m[sSaving
124[0;30m[2J[44m                               [0;1;31m Internode Chat [44m                                 [0m >
125[1;37m[u[swhoops (uh oh)   
126[1;37m[u[sSaving        >
127>[35C-30[1;32m    What dump site is your home :  [37m
128[0;31m  Exceeds allowable bytes.
129[1;36mFile name to remove :  [37m
130[0;32mYou have [36m%1 bytes[32m, and[36m%2 minutes[32m remaining today.>
131[0;36m%1 bytes[32m, and[36m%2 minutes[32m already allocated.>
132
133
134[1;36mFile name to download :  [37m
135 baud.[0K
136[0;32m<none>>
137[1;36mFile name to add :  [37m
138[1;32mWhat's the damn password :  [37m
139 bytes   [5;35f
140 [31mNo message sent or found.**
141Fellow Dipshit Assholes
142
143
144>>[1;36mThe members of this area:>>
145[19C[1;31mGranted
146|~|+ message area.>>[1;36;41m[Space] to make me wait, [Enter] to make me happy.[0m>>
\\\|-~|[44m [1;33;41m # [44m [C [1;33;41mFrom[44m                  [C [1;33;41mTo
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147>>>[0;32mThank you, ?.  Your uploads are always worthless.>**
148I am sorry.  ! really would not like it if I was to let you try>
\\\to upload into such a cramped space.  Do try again tomorrow.  Thanks.>
149 bytes [32mavailable.>>
150[0;32mI have only [36m
151 stats compare with the averages of the various levels:>>        [44m [1;33;41m
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\\\ Msgs [44m [0m>[44m [1;33;41mSL[44m   [2C [1;33;41m   Bytes     Files[44m [2C [1;33;41m
\\\   Bytes     Files[44m [2C [1;33;41mLogons[44m [2C [1;33;41mPosted[44m [2C [1;33;41mUsers[44m [0m>>
152
153[20C-10[1m    Find what?!?! :  [s[37m
154
155
156|~|+[0;32m---Fuck!  No more damn messages.--->>
157[20;10f[1;32mWhat is the shuttle verification?  [37m
158>[0m[0K[0;31mNot enough drive space to do this.>[0K
\\\! will notice and fix it by tomorrow.  If not, then bitch to him.>**
159[0;31m  Wrong.>
160>[1;32mName to look at ([Enter] for nobody):  [37m
161|~|[0;30m[2J[44m                                  [0;1;31m User Info 
\\\[44m                                   [0m >[1;32mHow 
162|~|+[0;30m[2J[1;31;44m                              [40m Last Few Callers [44m                               >>
\\\[0;33mName[21CLocation[8CBaud[9CMins  Date   Time    Node>[1;34m
163[1;32mUpload to which area?
164 minute-credits.**
165
166[1;31m  Not found.>
167[0;31m[0K(on previous line)>>[A
168[0;31m[0K(2 lines left)>>[A
169[0;31m[0K(last line)>>[A
170[0;31m[0K(full)>>[A
171>>>[1;33m     Start your stupid upload now. . .[0;32m>>>
172[s[13H[1;31mStop staring asshole, you die in
173 measly seconds. . .[1;37m[u
174 has exited to dos, please wait. . .
175All done, you may continue now.
176[36mSubject :  [33m
177[0;32mMessage saved as '
178
179[1;32mUser to do lock on :  [37m
180[1;32mUser to do unlock on :  [37m
181
182[20;10f[1;32mTry [37m%1>**
183
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185(Read
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189  (a reply)
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191 replies) 
192>>[1;32mConfirmation: Set all new messages to not-new
193>[0;32mBah!>*
194[1;32mReview:>
195[0;31m  File not found.*
196[1;32mDo you wish to alter the description
197[0m[2J[0;32mBow low!  !'s here!.>
198 [0;32m(not a current user)[1m
199[0;32mHang on...
200|~|+[0;32m---none--->
201[0;31m<incomplete, rest later?>
202 wrong verification attempts on your name.>>>[0m
203Again
204Yes>
205No>
206Don't Care>
207
208|~|+>>[1;36;41m[Space] to make me wait, [Enter] to make me happy.[0m>>[1;37m  REQUESTS BY USERS>>
\\\[1;32mĿ>
\\\A User Greeds:[24CA User Greeds:[24C>
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212
213>>[0;32mThe message has been saved and sent.  You may continue it later from the>
\\\reading messages option 'Continue message'.>
214>You may do the file attaches now or later.>
215[0K>[0;32mFuck you.  Will exceed message size limit.>
216 [32mfiles, [36m
217 [32mbytes, about[36m
218 [32mminutes at 
219+[14H%1, compiled on %2.>>*%3>**
220[Sent]
221|~|[0;32mSecurity Level too low for this list (nah, nah, nah nah, nah).>
222 at 
223 additional minute-credit.>
224 additional minute-credits.>
225[0K>[0;32mBah!>
226>>[1;32mDo you vote to accept this user?>A[0;36mgain, [1;32mY[0;36mes, [1;32mN[0;36mo, or [1;32m[Enter]
\\\[0;36m if you don't care :  [1;37m
227 second.  [1;32m[Enter][0;32m to make me happy. *[u
228 seconds.  [1;32m[Enter][0;32m to make me happy.*[u
229[0;32m[18CSince your last login, there were at least>[18C
230|~|[0;30m[2J[44m                                     [0;1;31m News [44m                                     [0m 
231[0;32mBah!>**
232AYN
233[0;31m  Exceeds your File Points.
234[1;31mPost/Call ratio is out of balance.>[32mPost another message to be able to download.
235[1;31mUL/DL files ratio is out of balance.>[32mUpload another file to be able to download.
236[0;32mYou have [36m%1 File Points[32m, and[36m%2 minutes[32m remaining today.>
237
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241[23;1f[0;31m[0KSorry, you've up all your access minutes for today.**
242[23;1f[0;31m[0KSorry, you've up all your access minutes for this call.**
243[23;1f[0;31m[0KSorry, you need a faster modem to access this BBS.**
244[23;1f[0;31m[0KSorry, but your level only allows you access between %1 and %2.**
245[23,1f[0;31m[0KSorry, but there is no list available for you.**
246[23,1f[0;31m[0KSorry, but there is not enough drive space to do this.  Try again tomorrow.***
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