; ACTIONS.TXT - Default actions for Illusion teleconference
; 07/08/94
; Compile this with MAKEACTS.EXE!

bearhug @obj@
|c@user@ is giving you a bearhug!
|c@user@ is giving @obj@ a bearhug!
|c...Crunch!
n/a

birthday @obj@
|c@user@ is wishing you a happy birthday!
|c@user@ is wishing @obj@ a happy birthday!
|c...Happy birthday!
n/a

bless @obj@
|c@user@ is blessing you.
|c@user@ is blessing @obj@.
|c...Bless you!
n/a

blink
n/a
n/a
|c...Blink, blink.
@user@ is blinking innocently.

blush
n/a
n/a
|c...How lovely!
|c@user@ is blushing a lovely shade of red.

bow @obj@
|c@user@ is bowing humbly towards you.
|c@user@ is bowing humbly to @obj@.
|c...How humble of you!
|c@user@ is bowing.

brb
n/a
n/a
|c...I'll be waiting!
|c@user@ will be right back!

burp
n/a
n/a
|c...Excuse you!
|c@user@ is having gastrointestinal difficulties.

caress @obj@
|c@user@ is caressing you gently.
|c@user@ is caressing @obj@ gently.
|c...Mmmmmm.
n/a

cheer
n/a
n/a
|c...Hip Hip Hooray!
|c@user@ is cheering!

chuckle
n/a
n/a
|c...Heh heh heh.
|c@user@ is chuckling under @sex@ breath.

clap
n/a
n/a
|c...Yay!
|c@user@ is clapping wildly!

comfort @obj@
|c@user@ is comforting you and offering sympathy.
|c@user@ is comforting @obj@ and offering sympathy.
|c...How nice of you!
n/a

cough
n/a
n/a
|c...Cough, cough.
|c@user@ is coughing nervously.

cry
n/a
n/a
|c...Waaaaaah!
|c@user@ is crying.

cuddle @obj@
|c@user@ is cuddling against you.
|c@user@ is cuddling against @obj@.
|c...Warm?
n/a

dance @obj@
|c@user@ is dancing with you.
|c@user@ is dancing with @obj@.
|c...Fast or slow?
n/a

embrace @obj@
|c@user@ warmly embraces you.
|c@user@ warmly embraces @obj@.
|c...Aww...
n/a

faint
n/a
n/a
|c...Don't fall!
|c@user@ faints from exhaustion.

fart @obj@
|c@user@ farts in your direction.
|c@user@ farts at @obj@.
|c...What's that smell?
|c@user@ cuts the cheese!

flirt @obj@
|c@user@ is flirting with you.
|c@user@ is flirting with @obj@.
|c...Good looking?
n/a

french @obj@
|c@user@ french kisses you.
|c@user@ shoves @sex@ tongue down @obj@'s throat.
|c...Deep throat!
n/a

frown @obj@
|c@user@ is frowning at you.
|c@user@ is frowning at @obj@.
|c...Awww, what's wrong?
|c@user@ is frowning darkly.

gasp
n/a
n/a
...Gasp!
|c@user@ is gasping in disbelief!

geek @obj@
|c@user@ is calling you a geek.
|c@user@ is calling @obj@ a geek.
|c...Look who's talking!
n/a

giggle
n/a
n/a
|c...Heh.
|c@user@ is giggling in a fit of uncrontrollable mirth.

glare @obj@
|c@user@ is glaring at you.
|c@user@ is glaring at @obj@.
|c...How disapproving!
n/a

grin @obj@
|c@user@ is grinning slyly at you.
|c@user@ is grinning slyly at @obj@.
|c...Big grin!
|c@user@ is grinning from ear to ear.

groan
n/a
n/a
|c...Ugh.
|c@user@ is groaning.

growl @obj@
|c@user@ is growling at you.
|c@user@ is growling at @obj@.
|c...Grrrr.
|c@user@ is growling.

grumble
n/a
n/a
|c...Grumble, grumble.
|c@user@ is grumbling under @sex@ breath.

handshake @obj@
|c@user@ is shaking hands with you.
|c@user@ is shaking hands with @obj@.
|c...Shake shake.
n/a

hi5 @obj@
|c@user@ slams you five!
|c@user@ high-fives @obj@!
|c...Slammin'!
n/a

hum
n/a
n/a
|c...Hmm hum.
|c@user@ is humming a little tune.

hug @obj@
|c@user@ hugs you tightly.
|c@user@ hugs @obj@ tightly.
|c...How sweet.
n/a

jab @obj@
|c@user@ is jabbing you in the ribs.
|c@user@ is jabbing @obj@ in the ribs.
|c...Ouch!
n/a

kick @obj@
|c@user@ kicks you from heck and back!
|c@user@ kicks @obj@ from heck and back!
|c...That musta hurt!
n/a

kiss @obj@
|c@user@ kisses you lightly on the cheek.
|c@user@ kisses @obj@ on the cheek.
|c...How sweet!
n/a

laugh @obj@
|c@user@ is laughing at you!
|c@user@ is laughing at @obj@!
|c...Hahaha.
|c@user@ is laughing @sex@ fool head off!

lick @obj@
|c@user@ licks your body all over.
|c@user@ licked @obj@ all over!
|c...Mmmmm...
n/a

look @obj@
|c@user@ is looking you over.
|c@user@ is looking @obj@ over.
|c...Like what you see?
|c@user@ is looking around.

massage @obj@
|c@user@ is massaging you gently.
|c@user@ is massaging @obj@ gently.
|c...How nice!
n/a

moan
n/a
n/a
|c...Ahhhmmmmm.
|c@user@ is moaning loudly.

nibble @obj@
|c@user@ is nibbling at you.
|c@user@ is nibbling at @obj@.
|c...Nibble nibble.
n/a

nod @obj@
|c@user@ is nodding at you.
|c@user@ is nodding at @obj@.
|c...Nod.
|c@user@ is nodding affirmatively.

nudge @obj@
|c@user@ is nudging you.
|c@user@ is nudging @obj@.
|c...Nudge.
n/a

pinch @obj@
|c@user@ just pinched you.
|c@user@ just pinched @obj@.
|c...Ouch.
n/a

piss @obj@
|c@user@ pisses on you.
|c@user@ pisses all over @obj@.
|c...Ahhh.
|c@user@ relieves himself.

ponder
n/a
n/a
|c...Lost in space?
|c@user@ is pondering the universe.

pose @obj@
|c@user@ is posing for you!
|c@user@ is posing for @obj@!
|c...Strike that pose!
n/a

pout
n/a
n/a
|c...What's wrong?
|c@user@ is pouting.

punch @obj@
|c@user@ punchs you silly!
|c@user@ punchs @obj@ silly!
|c...Pow!
|c@user@ swings @sex@ fists wildly.

scowl
n/a
n/a
|c...Grrrrr.
|c@user@ is scowling.

scream
n/a
n/a
|c...AAAAHHHHH!
|c@user@ is screaming!

screw @obj@
|c@user@ wants to screw you badly!
|c@user@ wants to screw @obj@ badly!
|c...CyberSex!
n/a

shiver
n/a
n/a
|c...Cold?
|c@user@ is shivering in the cold.

shoot @obj@
|c@user@ blows a hole through your head.
|c@user@ blew @obj@'s head off.
|c...BANG!
|c@user@ shoots a few blank rounds.

shrug
n/a
n/a
|c...Shrug.
|c@user@ is shrugging @sex@ shoulders.

sigh
n/a
n/a
|c...Sigh.
|c@user@ is sighing wistfully.

slap @obj@
|c@user@ slaps you across the face!
|c@user@ slaps @obj@ across the face!
|c...Slap!
n/a

smile @obj@
|c@user@ is smiling at you.
|c@user@ is smiling at @obj@.
|c...Show those pearly whites!
|c@user@ is smiling widely.

smirk
n/a
n/a
|c...Heh.
|c@user@ is smirking wryly.

smooch @obj@
|c@user@ is making out with you!
|c@user@ is making out with @obj@!
|c...Pucker up!
n/a

sneeze
n/a
n/a
|c...Ah choo!
|c@user@ sneezes.

snicker
n/a
n/a
|c...Snicker!
|c@user@ is snickering under @sex@ breath.

sniff @user@
|c@user@ is sniffing you.
|c@user@ is sniffing @obj@.
|c...Sniff.
|c@user@ is sniffing.

sob
n/a
n/a
|c...Awww...
|c@user@ is sobbing.

spew @obj@
|c@user@ vomits all over you.
|c@user@ vomits on @obj@.
|c...Yuck!
|c@user@ projectile vomits.

spit @obj@
|c@user@ just spit on you.
|c@user@ just spit on @obj@.
|c...Splat!
|c@user@ spits in disgust!

tease @obj@
|c@user@ is teasing you half to death!
|c@user@ is teasing @obj@ half to death!
|c...Having fun?
n/a

think
n/a
n/a
|c...You ponder a moment.
|c@user@ is deep in thought.

tickle @obj@
|c@user@ is tickling you!
|c@user@ is tickling @obj@!
|c...Haha!
n/a

undress @obj@
|c@user@ mentally undresses you.
|c@user@ is mentally undressing @obj@.
|c...These buttons are tough!
n/a

wave @obj@
|c@user@ is waving at you!
|c@user@ is waving at @obj@!
|c...Wave!
|c@user@ is waving!

whimper
n/a
n/a
|c...Whimper.
|c@user@ is whimpering quietly.

whistle
n/a
n/a
|c...Phoo-to-tweet?
|c@user@ is whistling a little tune.

wink @obj@
|c@user@ winks at you.
|c@user@ winked at @obj@.
|c...Wink.
|c@user@ winks.

yawn
n/a
n/a
|c...Get some sleep!
|c@user@ yawns loudly.

yell
n/a
n/a
|c...That's loud!
|c@user@ is yelling quite loudly!

zap @obj@
|c@user@ just zapped the living shinola out of you!
|c@user@ just zapped the living shinola out of @obj@!
|c...Zap!
n/a

